Define Gayness Meaning

Gayness
Having to buy your step dad a new Lord of the Rings Attack Troll figurine cuz you knocked his over.

Man, today some Gayness happened.
By Karel
Gayness

shut up with all that gayness
By Darice
Gayness
A word that pisses me off because it isn't a real word. The word that should be used is "gaiety." "Gayety" also works.

People are probably going to think I have great gaiety for posting this definition.
By Melina
Gayness
gayness is the term used when your friend has the gay, but its classified as a disease.

Im sorry ma'am... your son has the gayness
By Cissy
Gayness
Someone who acts with gayness. Usually this person goes by the name of Alex.

"woah thats such gayness, Alex must be around"
By Janis
Gayful
To be filled with gay. Much as gleeful is to be filled with glee.

As Timmeh was being reamed from behind, he was feeling very gayful.
By Gipsy
Gayness
1. A nebulous, ill-defined term referring to the measure of one's homosexuality (male); composed of several markers including body shape, vocal inflections, hand movements, clothing.
2. Sarcastic term

1. I don't care if he's straight, his gayness is through the roof!
2. Here you go, your Gayness.
By Robinet
Gaye
A city in France, used to troll people who ask for a/s/l

Stranger: a/s/l?
You: 4/frog/gaye
By Jacki
Gayness
The term given to an imaginary aura surrounding a person after commencing a certain action, saying a certain word or phrase, or attending a place. It is said that one is "covered in Gayness" when they do something, which in turn makes them look gay, sound gay, or ultimately be gay.

*John touches Peter's crotch, accidently, whilst walking next to each other*
"Dude, you just touched my dick with your hand. It fully just brushed by it and i felt it on my knob, slightly."
*John proceeds to slide his hands down his chest, to his stomach and over his thighs, in a brushing action*
"I know, I'm wiping off the Gayness as we speak. I feel so gay."

"Hey man, did you see that banging chick over there, she's mint"
"Did you just say mint? and banging?"
"Uh...yeah why?"
"There is so much Gayness around you right now"

"Hey man, what you up to tonight?"
"Oh, me and Jenny are going to see 'The Notebook'. Yeah it's back on the big screen for Valentines day."
"Wow, I can feel an influx of Gayness, through the phone."
By Federica
Gaye
Happy or jovial. An alternative spelling of "gay" to differnentiate it from the more modern definitions (see gay)

The 1950s were a gaye era!
By Sibyl