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Define Long John Meaning

Long John
penis of extraordinary length

Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality
By Kamillah
Long John
Long Underwear that is worn in the winter

Its cold outside I better wear my long johns so my balls don't freeze off!
By Blondy
Long John
it means a long penis and it squirts cum and impregnates women

oh long john do it do it hard and wet
By Clo
Long John
A tasty donut.

Long John is rich so he bought me a dozen long johns from Dunkin Donuts
By Layney
Long Johns
another pair of leg hugging trousers that are used to keep you warm when it is cold. my homies wear them under their baggy jeans and wear them down low.

yo al i getting me long johns so i can wear me jeans down lower
By Elwira
Long Johns
something that a guy wears to impress sexy girls on a first date.

that babe was all over those long johns
By Janeva
Long-john
Long-john \lawng-jon\, verb:
to repetively irritate; to bother incessantly; to drive crazy.


"stop long-johning me, get that thing out of my face already"


By Anestassia
Long John
When one flap of the vagina lips is longer than the other.

Does your Long John hang low, does it wobble to the flo?
By Camala
Long John
A very looooonnngggg turd

“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!”
“Sorry mother”
By Mabel
That Long John
Your private part of your body that feels so good when you rub it for some odd reason.

Kate: Can I see That Long John if you know what I mean ;)
By Melody