Slang to describe feces that has worked its way loose after several minutes to an hour struggling to release it from your anus while being stuck while sitting on the toilet.
"I've been sitting on this can for 45 minutes and I'm missing most of the football game. But after some constant straining and pinching, this turd is becoming lucrative and passive, and will soon fall into the toilet after this brief struggle.
Head bridge to plank, featuring forhead carpet burn.
Guest starring hektic
By Sherie
Lucre Snooker
Interjection by a 3rd party whilst in sales negotiations, resulting in a previously interested party refusing what is almost certainly the best life changing product and/or service they would ever invest in.
The financial equivalent of a cock block.
Also known as a dough blow, a bread shred, a buck shuck or a dinero interfero.
"I'd been on the phone for half an hour and she was ready to take the banana grater, fish juicer and cheese bat, along with extended warranty; she was just about to give me her card details when her husband got back and performed a lucre snooker. I got no bonus that day and had to eat from the trash."
By Eunice
Lucrative-strive
lucrative-strive: simply means to fight, battle, reach or to compete in hope or faith of future success. The term can also mean to gain the ability and knowledge to truly know one's self, seek self-improvement and contend for your higher purpose in life; The word lucrative-strive embodies the struggle within ourselves to succeed and everything that represents the struggle.