Define Luncheon Meat Meaning

Luncheon Meat

Steve said he pulled down her pants and it looked like luncheon meat.
By Rahal
Luncheon Meat Curry

Well the taps don't work and the neighbors smell like cheese. It's a bit of a luncheon meat curry.
By Nelie
Luncheon Meat Truncheon

Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).

"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."
By Bev
Luncheon Meat Truncheon
The male genetalia - the penis.
Also see schlong, wang, cock, spam javelin, knob, dick, lad.

All of a sudden, jamie whipped out his luncheon meat truncheon and started spanking it.
By Flor
Luncheon Meat Dungeon

Man what a fucking tight luncheon meat dungeon your mom has.
By Nanni