Malding is a condition originating from Uganda, where the patient zero was found (circa) 1990. It is often described as the human version of molding. Certain tobacco products like Snus are said to enhance the effects of malding.
It is characterized by the victims baldness, lack of skill and anger issues. Subjects of the condition are also said to have decorated their room with self portraits and paintings of things that make them feel uneasy.
"Why doesnt he back off when i hit him twice? Fucking RNG man"
By Kellyann
Malding
When someone is expressing a large magnitude of rage, often over something relatively small, that the stress they are giving upon themselves causes their hair to fall out (thus, balding). Portemanteau of "mad" and "balding".
When a bald man doesn't get his mount in World of Warcraft he may shout a phrase showing the mald phase has begun.
ex.
"Dogshit ass game dood" "Man what the fuck dood" "smashes head against keyboard* FUCK" "Cock ass"
