Define Malding Meaning

When someone is expressing a large magnitude of rage, often over something relatively small, that the stress they are giving upon themselves causes their hair to fall out (thus, balding). Portemanteau of "mad" and "balding".

when someone is both mad and balding.

When someone is both mad and balding.

When someone is both mad and balding.

When someone is so mad they start balding.

Someone that is getting so mad, that he starts balding.

Someone that is getting so mad, he starts balding.

when you are mad and balding

Malding is a condition originating from Uganda, where the patient zero was found (circa) 1990. It is often described as the human version of molding. Certain tobacco products like Snus are said to enhance the effects of malding.

It is characterized by the victims baldness, lack of skill and anger issues. Subjects of the condition are also said to have decorated their room with self portraits and paintings of things that make them feel uneasy.

mald/malding, is when a situation is making you mad and bald at the same time.