Define Man Hands Meaning

Man Hands
(n) Phrase to describe a woman's hands when they are 'less than feminine'. From the TV Show Seinfeld.

She's got man hands!
By Jemima
Man Hands
When a woman's hands are large, swollen, and very masculate. Coined by the Television show "Seinfeld"

That bitch ain't givin' me a hand job, she got man hands!
By Randene
Man Hands
A woman who has abnormally large hockey weathered hands.

By Stoddard
Man Hands
A girl who has very masculine hands, preferably way too tall in the hand region

Oh my gosh, she shoved her man hands down his throat.
By Casey
The Man Hand
When a dude jack off so much, his hand will eventually become gay. This happen when your not use to the pussy hole or a females sweet caress.

Barney is so intent using the "the Man Hand" he's slowly becoming gay and he doesn't even know it.
By Patrizia
Dead Man's Hand
According to legend, Wild Bill Hickok was shot to death in the middle of a poker game with 2 pairs: black aces and black eight's. Noone knows for sure what the kicker was, but from then on black aces and eight's has been called dead man's hand.

"Pushing up the ante, I know you've got to see me,
Read em and weep, the dead man's hand again"
~The Ace of Spades, by Mötorhead
By Fanchette
Nebraskan Man Hands
Noun(2)
synonyms: nebraska man hands, nebraskan, man hands, fat ass, fatty, amy

1. A person who has very strong, muscular, man-like hands.

2. A person who is either fat, huge, or obese.

example:

Tuan: Hey, Nebraskan Man hands.

Amy: Roar!!!!! What do you want?!!!

Tuan: Uhh... Would you mind opening this jar of pickles for me?

Amy: Why, sure!

Tuan: Thanks a lot, Nebraskan! I was beginning to worry that you were going to try to eat me or something...

Amy: No problem! Call me any time when you're in need of my man hands!

Tuan: Okay! Thanks, fat ass!
By Chelsea
Dead Man's Hand
Historically, the phrase, "Dead Man's Hand" was given to the last poker hand that Wild Bill Hickok had been dealt when he was murdered during a game of five-card-draw. Although there is quite the controversy over what those five cards were or even if there actually were five cards when the infamous Hickok was slain, there appears to be a general mind that he was holding a pair of 8's and a pair of Ace's. However, the most controversial aspect about the poker hand in question, was the the number and suit of the fifth card.

You're about as useful as a "Dead Man's Hand."
By Edythe
Nebraskan Man Hands
Noun(2)
synonyms: man hands, nebraskan, fatass, fatty

1. A person that has a very strong, muscular, man-like hands.

2. A person who is either fat or obese.

Tuan: Hey, Nebraskan Man hands.
Amy: Roar!!!!! What do you want?!!!
Tuan: Uhh... Would you mind opening this jar of pickles for me?
Amy: Why sure!
Tuan: Thanks a lot Nebraskan! I was beginning to worry that you might go and try and eat me...
Amy: No problem! Call me any time when you're in need of my man hands!
Tuan: Okay, thanks fatty!
By Lory
Man Hand Lake
Commonly used by uneducated French Canadians meaning to say man made lake. Also known as a lake made by humans...stipid Frenchy.

You ever been at le man hand lake in middle of the forest!
By Mufi