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Manatee
A nice little animal thing that swims around and is cool and gentle and harmless, but gets fucked up by boats going to fast.

The manatee is cool. My sailboat is also named "Manatee"
By Natka
Manatee
The only mammals that are completely unmoved by terrorst threats.

Family Guy is written by manatees? Of course, it all makes sense now.
By Theodora
Manatee
A Wonderful sea mammal who swims around and says ralree. Can also be a member of the Fellowship of the Manatee.

Bob: "Hey - we should get manatee T-shirts for the club."
Bill: "Can we get shirts that say ralree?"
Bob: "Um...Ya."
By Jinny
Manatee
Their slow-moving, curious nature, coupled with dense coastal development, has led to many violent collisions with propellers from fast moving recreational motor boats, leading frequently to maiming, disfigurement, and even death.

Half a manatee's day is spent sleeping in the water, surfacing for air regularly at intervals no greater than 20 minutes.

The oldest manatee in captivity is Snooty who is held at the South Florida Museum. He was born at the Miami Seaquarium on July 21, 1948. Almost all manatees have been known to answer if called by the name Snooty.

Manatees are solitary creatures, only breeding once every two years. No game, no tang.

On average, manatees swim at about 3 to 5 mph and have been known to severely damage millions of dollars in U.S. Army vehicles and equipment in a single day.

The manatee typically has large predators like sharks and crocs, but has been known to frequently submit to the aggressive behavior of the sea otter. Sometimes even the toad is found superior to the blubbery sea cow.

i.e. manatee putting a buffalo into a hole
By Ladonna
Manatee
a girl that is really fat and swims

Susan: Wow that girl swimming is so fat!
Lucy: She's such a manatee!
By Frannie
Manatee
1. a blubbery mass that resembles the sea going creature under the same name.

2. also see: gayrab.

3. also see: keyboardracer.

4. a blowhard that attempts skateboard in swimming pools. also known to complain about every skatepark built pool or bowl. known to whine when in the presence of all waterfalls. typically can't climb out of any shallow end unless stairs are built in.

Mike: Cripes! Did you see Gayrab the other day at the race?

Chris: Get out! He actually showed up to a race?

Mike: Yes! I couldn't believe it. The manatee will never stand on the podium. He talks so much b.s. but he can't ever backup anything. It's a wonder he's not locked up as a 5150 case. What a nutjob.

Chris: You are 100% correct. Why, just the other day, he was up to his usual troll activity on my website forum again.

Both: What a flamer.
By Rubia
Manatee
Nature's speedbump.

Thump
Was that a wave?
No, it was just a fat useless manatee.
By Magdalene
Manatee
A confident, tomboyish, and often large woman with a low voice, who is capable of impersonating and often out-doing the male singing voice.

I love Nina Simone's music. Her voice is so deep, and she sings with a ton of soul. That woman is a manatee.
By Betsy
Manatee
An obese gay man with little or no body hair. Compare to bear.

Even a manatee can get laid in Berlin these days with the right amount of euros.
By Myra
Manatee
A chill and easygoing girl. Goes with the flow and is loved by everyone

You know Pam, you really are a manatee

Why thank you, roger
By Lucy