Define Speedbump Meaning

Speedbump
Also known as a skidmark but more commonly refered to as a nigger or niglet in the middle of the road.

Oh shit Bill, there's a nigger in the road!
Floor it Earl thats just a speedbump.
By Haleigh
Speedbump
A line of either Ritalin or Adderall that you blow... makes you speedy!

Guy 1: Man, I have so much work to do tonight.

Guy 2: Don't sweat it, buddy. Just do a speedbump, you'll get it done in no time.
By Lexi
Speedbump
when u have quickie wit a bird

guy:famz i heard u n rasheeda wuz goin all night,son
2nd:nah B,it was just a speedbump
By Charmian
Speedbumping
A variation of the bump and grind which results in accidental or "accidental" penetration...aka sex on a dance floor.

Joe: "So dude, how was the party last night?"

Dan: "Man, it was awesome, me and Kelly were grinding all night and then....we started speedbumping."

Joe: "No way man! Nice!"
By Dawn
Speedbumped
Run over by a car in a way that whatever is run over goes underneath the car and is run over by the tires, causing the car to bump up and down. Just like driving over a speed bump.

A UPS truck speedbumped by neighbors' cat last week.
By Enriqueta
Speedbumpitis
An imaginary disease associated with being extremely annoyed or frustrated by speed bumps

Person 1: Ugh, those speed bumps are SO annoying!
Person 2: Looks like someone has a case of speedbumpitis..
By Sophi
Speedbump
A person whom from a distance appears attractive but upon further inspection turns out to be ugly.

The term is derived from the motion in which you would drive over a speed bump. You slow down to check out said person and upon discovering how unattractive they really are you resume speed and continue on course.

The opposite of a Stopsign

Two young men walking together -
Joe: Yo, that girl is phat to death.
Rick: Yeah, lemme catch up to her before I try to holla.
"Rick and Joe catch up and continue to walk past"
Joe: Speedbump?
Rick: Totally.
By Lisa
Speedbump
A piercing on the top of a cock.

Arty AKA "The Ironman" got a speedbump for the Ladies.
By Elisabet
Saginaw Speedbump
A hairstyle made popular in Saginaw, Michigan, in which a woman's hair is pulled up into a full or half ponytail and then pushed forward and sprayed, resulting in a bump of hair on the top of her head that makes her skull look convex.

Kyle: Did you have a nice time in mid-Michigan?
Kristi: How did you know I was there?
Kyle: Honey, the Saginaw Speedbump gives it all away.
By Cymbre
Anal Speedbump

I was about to corn-hole this bitch, but I couldn't seem to overlook the numerous anal speedbumps
By Thelma