Define Manus Meaning

Manus
1. An insult to use against someone with no actual meaning, it sounds rude but it hasn't got a meaning so dumb maori's on TV in New Zealand can use it without their land being claimed.
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2. Manus is a transferable disease that only one person may have at a time. When you have Manus, the effect is completely and utter depression.
You can pass on the Manus to another by hand slapping another persons forehead and say Manus. This transfers the disease onto the other and you are FREE of Manus!

Rules of Manus
1. You can not return Manus to the person who gave it to you, they get protection
2. If your Manus attempt fails (IE you hit someone in the wrong place, you miss, you dont say manus etc) That person is now protected from Manus - but the person who gave it to you IS NO LONGER PROTECTED!
3. You can cover your forehead as long as you DO NOT touch your forehead at any time.
4. MANUS RESETS AT MIDNIGHT. AT THAT POINT SOMEONE MAY GENERATE MANUS. THIS REQUIRES 2 PEOPLE PUNCHING EACHOTHERS FISTS 4 TIMES SAYING MANUS.
5.

1. Oh bro you're tha manus.

2. *SLAP* MANUS! Shame you have the Manus!
By Kellie
Manus
Hi i am a linguistically challenged kiwi but i do know that this is an Irish name, usually a first name. My friend rang up the broadcasting standards and gave them a hard time for using his name.

Manus you are a really pretty individual
By Charity
Manus
A very macho anus.

Woah can you look at that major anus!
I almost got a malus anus just by looking at it!
Myes it is a manus.
By Yolane
Manus
A terms used by myself and almost everyone at Glen Eden Intermediate in 1980-1981. Used primarily as a form of mockery at someones embarrassment when told off by a teacher, falling over, getting tripped over e.t.c. Basically any act which invited ridicule from friends and people in the general vicinity. It was not "transmissible" nor could you give it to someone by touching them on the forehead or anywhere else.

Someone would "get the manus" through an embarrassing act - at which point everyone else would laugh and point and say "Manus" or perhaps "Manus on your undies".

This word replaced the previous and overused cries of "Shame" or "Shame on your undies" but is of uncertain origin - someone started it and it spread like wildfire. :-)

Calling the teacher "Mum" inadvertantly was a definite manus.
By Koressa
Manus
A multi-purpose orifice that both consumes food and excretes waste. A combination of a mouth and anus into one disgustingly efficient location for input and output. Pronunciation: /meɪn-ˈəs/

"That jellyfish eats and poops out of the same manus! Nature is so metal."
"All Donald Trump does is talk useless shit. His mouth is such a manus."
By Kristen
Manus
the deadliest combo, a mouth and an anus, so whatever you eat tastes like shit, and when you shit you taste it...

man that dude has the gnarliest manus!
By Grissel
Manued
When the person is ditched at the last hour by a friend .

I was Manued at the last moment by my best friend and had to go alone for the dinner .
By Terrie
Manu
Manu - short for Manuel
Manu means 'second born'

A Manu usually is a gorgeous man. He's perfect -inside and out-. Every woman wants to be with him.

Manus are intelligent, good looking, nice company. They have a great taste for music.

Damn, are you dating Manu?! Lucky you..
By Cathrin
Manu
A shortened name (in French) for Emmanuel. A common guy's name.

Hmmm.. there's something about that Manu. Can't put him out of my mind.

Warning: A crush on a Manu will doubtless be indefinite & unrequited.
By Nannette
Manu
A man short in stature, frequenting public places after dusk; most often lurking, in most cases with his much taller, partner in crime Jamal.

That guy is totally trying to pull a Manu, but it is far too early in the day to be wreaking havoc, and his frient is not nearly tall enough to be Jamal.

Manu didn't get invited to the party, so he called up Jamal and they meandered instead.
By Pauly