Define Masturdate Meaning

A term that was first coined on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Masturdate is an intentional pun of masturbate. In this lewd yet satisfying activity, one will engage on an ordinary date with his/herself and with the objective to impress and please only themself. Usually, a successful masturdate is followed by myriad hours of masturbation.

To stay at home and Masturbate instead of going out and doing anything else. It's a date, that rarely ends bad.

Masturbating before a date so you don't think about sex the whole date. As seen in "There's Something About Mary."

A term synonymous with Skypesex, refers to a scheduled arrangement involving two ore more parties wherein mutual masturbation is conducted over a video chat session.

Going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.

To take oneself out when one has no date

Doing things that one would normally do as a couple. Such as seeing a movie or eating out. Usually happens after a breakup.

When you masturbate so often, you seem to be dating your hand.

Pleasuring yourself to one person for a period of time. The relationship could also be exclusive or non-exclusive.

Is taking yourself out on a very special date because you know you're going to be single forever. It is also a dating trend, so hop on it! ;)