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Define Matted Meaning

Matted
1) Someone is ugly is matted
2) Someone who has done something that is sick in the gross sense
3) Something that is nasty, dirty or filthy

1) She is matted
2) Daz: "Gaz got his cock out and put in on my shoulder"
Steve: "Gaz is Matted"
3) I hate picking hair out of drains it's matted
By Inge
Matted
To be matted means to be ignored by someone on IRC, even though you know they're there. Its meaning derives from the times when someone talks to matt860 about something important and he just ignores them, dispite him being there and reading the text.
Its meaning has been stretched to include describing a situation where you talk in a public channel (eg. to say "hello") and the other members do not respond.

I wanted to arrange the game but he just matted me.
Oh god I'm so matted.
By Sacha
Matted
when a coworker named matt drops a project on you close to 5 o'clock extending your fucking day by hours

Dude, couldn't make it to your party cuz I got fucken matted.
By Connie
Matted
V. Messed up as in a person or event

Steve:Did you see Jon try to get with Kyle's ex?
Katie: Ya that kid is matted!
By Marianna
Matted
weird, strange, so odd that's it's hard to believe.

- Did you see that crazy ass dude?
- Yeah, that was matted.
By Othella
Mat It
A term for pinning the gas pedal to the floor mats

Hey, if you dont mat it we will never get away from the cops.
By Sandi
Mat It
A term for pinning the gas pedal to the floor mats

Hey, if you dont mat it we will never get away from the cops.
By Lilith
Mats
Mats is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Mats', you will notice a Mats by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Mats takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.

Girl: Wanna fuck?
Mats: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!
Girl: Come on!
Mats: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?

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The word Mats can be used similar to the word MILF:

Girl 1: WOW, what a damn hot and handsome guy!
Girl 2: DAAAAAMN, Mats-alert!!

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Girl 1: What the hell is that massive thing in his pants?
Girl 2: Chill... That's his wiener!
Girl 1: Oh, he's a Mats?
Girl 2: Indeed, let's fuck him!
By Babita
Matting
an increasingly popular 'hobbie'of wanking oneself on webcam, usually perfomed by unbelievably selfcentered, egotistic pricks.

Guy sitting at computer thinks: 'I'm going to matt now cos it's gona impress this girl so much'
By Lani
Mats
1) Short term for the word "Materials". Mostly used in MMORPGS as items required to craft or create a certain item.

2) A group of malays. May be a rude referenace.

"Hey, if you want me to encant this weapon free of charge u gotta give me the mats, dude."

"Holy shit, this club is infested with mats. Yeah. Cheeky monkeys, poser paradise."
By Gilbertine