An object you bought for a couple bucks. You give people a
nonchalant reason
for why you want one or need one, while in fact, you just use it to do sexual things for your
bf/gf.
Guy 1: "Dude, I so need this
webcam for school."
Guy 2: "
Yea right, you're just
jerkin' your chicken for Stacy 'cause you're so lazy to go over and sex her up."
Guy 1: "What the hell man, what the hell?!"
Guy 2: "You know its true!"