Define May 20th Meaning

May 20th
The day when a beautiful person was born. If you know someone who was born on May 20th then you should feel happy that your friends with someone who is such a nice and beautiful person. If you were born on May 20th then you are humble of your body because you are so nice. Not only are you a nice person but you also have humongous breasts that are the size of watermelons. It looks like it came straight out of a Hanime.

Landon: Hey did you hear that me and Taylor are dating?
Nani: you know she was born on May 20th
Landon: ok?
Nani: that means that she's the nicest and cutest person you'll ever meet
By Birgitta
May 20th
Still national shut the fuck up and suck Sergio’s dick day! #thunderdripotw

Sergio: Yo It’s May 20th!

All The Ho’s: *Start sucking cause they can’t talk*
By Gael
May 20th
I feel bad for anyone who looked this up because it’s their birthday I’m sorry you probably didn’t get the response you were expecting. You do not need to finger your gf and you don’t need to suck your bfs dick.

Apply birthday darlin May 20th be with you.
By Georgiana
May 20th

Person 1: yo, what’s your birthday?
Person 2: May 20th
Person 1: Ha ha, you’re a bird
By Janith
May 20th

May 20th is blowjob day
By Mariejeanne
May 20th
Appreciate a girl day. Make a girl feel like she's worth it!

Him: Thank you for all the things you've done for us boys!
Her: Awwwww thanks! But why?
Him: Because May 20th is national appreciate a girl day!
By Vinnie
May 20th
Boys give there crush their hoodies! No one can say anything about it

Girl:Hii
Boy: Heres my hoodie
Girl: why
Boy:its may 20th
Girl: awwww
Boy: yay
By Fleur
May 20th

John: Bro it’s May 20th
Jack: Fuck I’m probably gonna get rejected
By Lisetta
May 20th
Did you really look up your birthday?? You self absorbed prick. Disgusting. I pity the weak like you. What?? Did you want a definition about your birthday? Go get stuck to the floors at your local Burger King.

Wow that guy with the May 20th birthday got stuck to the floor again. Go get the spatula to pry em off.
By Selina
May 20th

May 20th is a day you pleasure your gf
By Suki