Define Meat And Two Veg Meaning

Meat And Two Veg
(UK slang)
mens gentials

youwch, me meat and two veg!
By Rubetta
Meat And Two Veg
The male gentials, so called because they resemble a sausage in between two vegetables (e.g. sprouts, potatoes)

He got his meat and two veg out
By Alice
Meat And Two Veg

By Annecorinne
Meat And Two Veg

The stripper would not stop playing with my meat and two veg
By Phil
Meat & Two Veg

alec entered the gay restaurant rather apprehensively and took a seat. the waiter minced over and said "would sir care to see the menu?"
"no" replied alec "i really want your meat & two veg!"
By Helen
Meat & Two Veg

meat and veg
By Bliss