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Define Meat Wagon Meaning

Meat Wagon
ambulance, paramedic unit

Yo, they took away the dude that got capped in a meat wagon.
By Goldie
Meat Wagon
Ambulance, slang.

By Piper
Meat Wagon
An Ambulance or Moble Intensive Care Unit

"All of a sudden the kids are yellin' from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom Daddy!" "Not now dammit!"
Truck Tire! ERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! I can't stopppp!!! ARGGG! ERRRR! ERRRR! ITS A CLIFF!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! OHHH MY GOD WE'RE BURNING ALIVE! OHHH I CANT FEEL MY LEGS! HERE COMES THE MEAT WAGON! WEEEEE OWWWWW WEEEEE OWWWWW WEEEEE OWWWW!!!! THE MEDIC GETS OUT AND SAYS "OHHHHH MYYYY GODDD!" The new guy's over on the corner pukin' his guts, MMMMMUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

By Jacklin
Meat Wagon
the van that carries dead bodies away from a crime scene

holy shit we have a crispy critter here, better call the meat wagon
By Aeriel
Meat Wagon
A mobility scooter, or electric wheelchair being used by an obese person for no reason other than that they are wretchedly and disgustingly overweight and terrified of physical activity.

Person A: DAAAAMN...get a load of that fatty rolling along in the meat wagon! She had the nastiest of bodies and was even eating a fried turkey leg!

Person B: Yes, I nearly threw up at the sight of that fatty in the meat wagon. She ought to be walking for exercise and not riding that mobility scooter.
By Kaja
Meat Wagon
A meat wagon is a police van, as it has contains many pigs(police).

'yo crush that blunt, here comes a meat wagon'
By Shara
Meat Wagon
Police van, vehicle to carry alot of police.

"Shit, theres a meat wagon round the corner!"
By Jacklin
Meat Wagon
A young man who believes that the two greatest things in life are beating ass and pounding ass. Often times they are found frequenting the gym, sporting events, and college/ladies night at Miller's Ale House. Can be described as all brawn and no brains. Will hit on best friend's girl friends, fart at waitresses, sleep with war pigs and have no limitations to sexual debauchery.

Yo man, you just farted at that waitress. Stop being such a meat wagon!

OR

Guy A:Dude, lets go to the gym before we go out and drink Keystone light with college girls.
Guy B: You are such a wagon.
By Flossi
Meat Wagon
gay activity, what a homosexual man does in his spare time.

Look at that guy pretty sure he rides the meat wagon.
By Jere
Meat Wagon
The Caribbean word for a hearse.

I saw the meat wagon drive by, followed by police cars and motorcycles.... there must have been a funeral today.
By Dania