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Define Hearse Meaning

Hearse
(n.) Funeral car, modified to fit a coffin in the back. Very slow and heavy on fuel, but cool and cheap. Like a volvo.


(v.) To be put into a hearse, to be killed.

I drive a hearse because I rule


I saw a guy get hearsed last night.
By Philomena
Hearsed
adj. 1) to become so inebriated that ones feels they are close to death (riding in a hearse); 2) to be thoroughly damaged or destroyed by a one-time event, person, or object

1) "let's get hearsed tonight!" drunk; 2) "i got so hearsed by my history final"; improper use: things greater than a one-time event, such as "i got hearsed by my childhood
By Kelsey
Turd Hearse
A manure spreader; device commonly used by farmers to spread livestock feces on their fields to use as fertilizer.

"Dad's out in the field, pulling the turd hearse behind his tractor. He cleaned the hog house today."
By Jasmina
Turd Hearse
The truck that empties porta-johns

Bobby Joe: Jeez, Wilbur! Did another varmit crawl up your ass and die?!
Wilbur: Hell no...that's the turd hearse emptying the porta-shitter at momma's house!
By Karna
Rollin' In A Hearse
(n.) (v.) One who wanted to play the game of gangsters rollin' in pimpmobiles, and ended up as dead guy rollin'in a hearse.

That kid is now rollin' in a hearse because he thought he was the shit, but was just another punk.
By Joleen
Hearse Chaser
Much like an "ambulance chaser" The shit bags that read the Obituaty's to make a nickel!

DUDE, I've been slamed with "we can help you in your time of need" freak'n snail mail and email's. Only from douche bags that want to make a profit because of your loss from the Fuck'n probate add in the classified's of the local News Paper. I THINK THEY ARE "HEARSE CHASER'S'.
By Blancha
Suck Hearse
A person who is exceptionally good at performing fellatio.

Doug is a suck hearse.
By Gus
1964 Cadillac Hearse
A 1964 Cadillac Hearse is one of the very many genders there are out there. Now don't get this one mixed up with the 1966 Cadillac Hearse or you may be in trouble.

Andrew: Hey, bro, isn't Megan so hot?

Charlie: Yeah, she's-

Andrew: Did you just call it a she..?

Charlie: Yeah-

Andrew: *Becomes triggered* No! Megan is not a 'she'. Megan identifies as a 1964 Cadillac Hearse, you insensitive prick!
By Roch
Black Plastic Hearse
The unpleasant result of a murder. Although less common than straight burying people, the black plastic hearse rides still happen.

Usually the person has been shreddled into chunklets and bagged in tall kitchen trash bags. They are then taken to a dump, or buried.

Yo Eddie better cough up his "insurance" premium, unless he wants a free ride in a black plastic hearse to the nearest dumpster tonight.
By Janeva
The Hearse Driver
The Hearse Driver, real name Lazarus S. Constantine, he is a 26 year old Photographer/writer who drives a hearse. However, Lazarus is more known for his online persona. Lazarus is one of the four founders of "The Demon Knights", a group that is rather known with in the Transformer fandom. Laz is, at times the silent one, but at other times he's the wild one right in the front. He is always thinking, and figuring out the way around any wall they may come acrossed. Most would say he vollies between smart, funny, and totally insane, just part of the Puzzle of the man called Lazarus.

Also, he perfers to be called Laz, Big Laz C, L.S.C or just about anything but Lazarus..

Did you hear about that guy called The Hearse Driver?
By Lynsey