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Define Melon Head Meaning

Melon Head
a fucking dumbass that doesn't know jackshit and acts like he is the boss

UR A FAKIN MELON HEAD YE CUNT
By Leonora
Melon Head
A large headed creature thats runs around Wisner road in Kirtland screaming.

Holy shit that was a melon head.
By Murial
Melon Head
a person with a head shaped oddly like a melon

melon u fukin ugly cunt ur head looks like a fukin melon u melon headed fukin disgrace
By Amy
Melon Head
Suffering from a hangover. "Melon headed" is a variant.

I drank booze in excess last night and woke up this morning with a melon head.
By Traci
Melon Head
somebody who listens to and is a huge fan of the awesome band blind melon!!!!

grateful dead fans = dead heads
blind melon fans = melon heads
:)
By Lexie
Melon Head
Melon head a person with a massive head almost looks like a melon suprisingly. Even though this kid trys ton get through wothout being called melon head there always is one whilst u try to sneak into the room shouting out MELOOOOOONNNNN HHHEEEAADDDD then the whole class will join in with laughter

random dude:look he has a melon head
Random dude 2: i heard that we shall call him melon head
By Shantee
Melon Head
ones head that is shaped in the size of a melon. one ugly stupid tag along with very bad acne resembling a hens ass with the body of a ethiopian crossed with a somalian. yellow teeth dragon breath mutherfucka.

melon u fuckin tag along. suck my dong.
By Neala
Melon Head
gemma from 9f who hates gingers and shakes her head when she talks like gale platt from corrie.says things like"fuck off you fuckin ginger knob end before i friggin kick ya in ya nuts you bloody friggin frig fuckin frig face ...............twat

go on melon , use parkers head like a football
By Celeste
Melon Head
a person with a large oversize head "GEORDIEMELON"

Biff has a pure massive Melon Head
By Carol
Melon Head
Someone with a head proportionately larger than their body, usually quite noticable.

Even at great distances,due to freak circumstances at birth,champion Gazelle Boxer Chris Butterworth of Pudsey near Leeds could easily be defined as a Melon Head. Amazingley, he has led an almost normal life so far.
By Lexi