1.
(noun) A length of sturdy wire inserted through one ear and out the opposite ear using a needle. The
flosser then pulls the wire from side to side to eradicate brain farts from the cranium.
(verb) The act of
giving or receiving a mental flossing.
2.
(noun) A
perplexing problem or set of problems intended to diminish one’s intellect by exceeding their cerebral capacities.
(verb) Taking or administering a rigorous thinking challenge such as an exam.
1. Walter met his untimely demise when the
copper wire accidentally poked an empty light bulb socket while performing his weekly
mental floss.
2. It would’ve been dope if Matt Damon
shit kicked that Harvard preppie guy instead of the mental floss he gave him in ‘Good Will Hunting.’
