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Define Flosser Meaning

Flosser
Someone that says they are going somewhere, and don't show.

Blaine: "Hey gurl, wud up?! You coming to my place to chill?"
Stephanie: "Yeah, babe, be there in 10 minutes!"
~The next day~
Blaine: "Steph, what happened, you never came over!! You're a flosser!"
Stephanie: "I didn't floss!! I went to your' window and knocked, but you weren't in your' room, sorry, honey. We can chill tonight. Late."
By Jessie
Flosser
Someone who partakes in oral sex.

Ask that dave out he's a right "flosser" Sonny replies to her sexualy frustrated friend.
By Larissa
Flosser
someone who flosses their ass with a shoelace

dude are you flossing your ass with a shoelace
By Cherida
Flosser
those, who think they are all heavy, like tony montana, but rather they floss their ass with a shoe lace.

that hairy chested man is a "flosser"

that flosser over there, really likes to suck balls

he thinks he's though, but he's just a flosser
By Florentia
Butt Flosser
Refers to a womans thong that is normally one size too small.

Woah! You have got some serious butt flosser action going on.
By Shaine
Lowell Flosser
Like the Boston cream pie and the Chicago steamroller this deviant sexual maneuver is named after a great city by the name of Lowell which is a scummy town in Mass primarily run by asian-mexican gangs. To start the process of "The Flosser" you must find the nastiest whore in your closest vicinity bring her back to your place and drink at least a 12-pack of your favorite cheap ice beer. i.e. Old Mil's Best ice, Natural Ice, Ice House. Do what you will to hold her there til the next morning where the ice beer starts a brewin a frothy dump in your intestines. Proceed to drop your chunky and disgusting bowels all over her 70's porno afro bush and force her to floss her teeth with it. The more corn and nuts the better.

Thank god LaQuita was around. I drank a case of Natural Ice last night and my toilet was clogged. I had to give her the old Lowell Flosser.
By Manya
Beaver Flosser
To Floss a vagina using ones teeth. Cleaning a vagina from all stray hairs and fluff using ones teeth .

fuck man your a real beaver flosser , her pussy looks choice!
By Chlo
Pickle Flosser
a person who cuts pickles in half with dental floss to more easily facilitate consumption of said pickle.

I have a tiny mouth but I love eating big pickles so i have become a pickle flosser.
By Pollyanna
Lowell Flosser
Like the Boston cream pie and the Chicago steamroller this deviant sexual maneuver is named after a great city by the name of Lowell which is a scummy town in Mass primarily run by asian-mexican gangs. To start the process of "The Flosser" you must find the nastiest whore in your closest vicinity bring her back to your place and drink at least a 12-pack of your favorite cheap ice beer. i.e. Old Mil's Best ice, Natural Ice, Ice House. Do what you will to hold her there til the next morning where the ice beer starts a brewin a frothy dump in your intestines. Proceed to drop your chunky and disgusting bowels all over her 70's porno afro bush and force her to floss her teeth with it. The more corn and nuts the better.

Thank Dog LaQuita was around. I drank a case of icehouse last night and my toilet was clogged. I had to give her the old LOWELL FLOSSER.
By Madelon
Pub Flosser
a deep throat event. When a chick sucks your cock so deep her teeth get caught in your pubic hair

holy shit man! Last night Samantha let me deep throat her, shes a real pub flosser
By Brier