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Define Meteorologist Meaning

Meteorologist
One who studies the activity of weather

my cousin is a meteorologist
By Karlie
Meteorologist
one of the few professions where you can be horrible wrong and still be able to keep your job...they usually make good side money from supermarkets and hardware stores by broadcasting phony weather alerts causing people to stampede aisles in search of a myriad of things they will never use in this lifetime...often blame their obscenely obvious mistakes on the unpredictabilty of a fictional character named "Mother Nature"

- "What did you say you do again?"
- "I'm a meteorologist."
- "Oh. So you study meteors and shit?"
- "Not quite. Basically I get paid to be wrong and suck
at my job."
- "No way dude! You're the fucking President?"
By Jana
Meteorologist
liar liar liar liar liar

The meteorologist said there would be 3 inches of snow. We got 36 inches.
By Gavrielle
Meteorologist
Nothing even related to the badasses in the movie "Twister".

"Goddammit, being an actual meteorologist sucks!"
By Shelba
Meteorologist
Ologist: Latin for one who studies

Meteor: Greek for being wrong 73% of the time

The meteorologist is allowed to be wrong, but if I'm wrong 73% of the time I get fired.
By Jeri
Meteorologist
(n.) a sensationalist in scientist's clothing with a propensity for being incorrect while looking good on camera.

See also: snake oil salesman.

The meteorologist on television told me to prepare for the storm of the century, so like a dutiful follower I stocked up on foodstuffs and necessities. Alas, it was just a thunderstorm.

Damn, meteorologists seem to have less scientific backing than fortune tellers! I cannot believe I cancelled my weekend plans because of their forecast!
By Betteann
Meteorologist
A person who gets paid to guess what the weather will be on a daily and weekly basis.

It's raining, but the meteorologist said it would be sunny and 75 for the fourth day in a row.
By Karna
Bathroom Meteorologist
A person who is an expert at hot boxing and taking hella bong rips in a bathroom (usually a dorm bathroom) all day, erry day. A bathroom meteorologist also forecasts bathroom weather that results from the shower being constantly turned on and off

Damn, Gavin is a fucking great bathroom meteorologist
By Rickie
Facebook Meteorologist
An idiot who thinks that everyone else doesn't already know that it's pouring outside. We all have at least seven of these self-proclaimed storm chasers in our Friends List.

Facebook meteorologist: OMFG SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE txt me lol(:
Commenter: Way to go, Captain Obvious. I had no fucking clue.
By Hesther
Anti-meteorologist
a person who gets the weather completely wrong every single time.

that weather report was so wrong it was like the guy was an ANTI-METEOROLOGIST.
By Tildy