Define Meyer Meaning

Meyer
The abdsolute worst possible outcome possible given the current situation

Looking at his friends smashed car, Kevin turned and commented, "Sorry dude, that's a real meyer."
By Annabela
Meyered
Doing one thing, get sidetracked by two other things, then spending some time in the bosses office, never finishing the original item.

Damn I can't get anything done, I got Meyered. Why do my knees and butt hurt?
By Zarah
Meyer

That dude is a Meyer he just beat those dicks up
By Tonya
Meyer
The richest farmers in the world.

God, do you see those Meyers and their new pickups?
By Nerty
Meyer
An EXTREMELY lit guy who loves to get fucked up and gets a shit ton of pussy.

Ever since that meyer showed up this party has been fucking awesome!
By Aida
Meyer
Meyer: Verb (mah-yer)
To stand around and continue to move conversation, not allowing one to leave when they would like.

It took them 30 minutes to leave the restaurant because they kept meyering, talking at the table, by the door and by their cars.
By Mariel
Meyered
The act of getting dissed my a girl/boy when attempting to make a move on her/him.

{Word Originated from Jeremy Meyers (Meyered)}

Lindsay Meyered Jose when he attempted to make a move on her.
By Faye
Meyer
Meyer is so handsome

Meyer is so handsome
By Christalle
Meyered
to be left behind; especially when a parent forgets or looses a child in the public sphere.

A variation on mired, but specific to people. Word was first used after a child named Meyer was left behind by parents in Sag Harbor, NY in 2015 and was taken in by good samaritans also with the name Meyer until his parents returned.

That kid got meyered in Sag Harbor today.

Walk faster you don't want to get meyered!
By Deni
Meyer
verb, -Meyered, -Meyering
1. To renege on an agreement, especially a bet.

noun
1. One who reneges on agreements.

Yo, this fool is not paying me for the horse bet. I think he is trying to Meyer me.
By Jayne