Amber-colored water with a miniscule alcohhol content which seems to be marketed as a sports drink.
Person 1: Would you like a beer?
Person 2: What do you have?
Person 1: Just Mich Ultra. It's good for you, you know.
Person 2: Nah, I'll take something a little stronger. How about a water?
Flavorless alcohol delivery product that people think is good for them because their television and radio told them so.
I saw a man walk out of the grocery store with three bags of chips, five loaves of bread, and two cases of Michelob Ultra. He's watching his carb intake, you know.
A genuinely nice change of pace for those of us watching our waist lines (Who ain't been there before). A excellent beer for smashing and impressing your friends and family! ;)
Hot person: You have beer?
Bartender: Why yes, sweetheart. What will it be?
Hot person: A very slim, Low carb, sexy, Michelob Ultra
Bartender: Take me now
By Alma
Michelob Ultra Dick
It’s slender, smooth with little to no veins when fully erect. The surroundings, balls included, are waxed clean to perfection.
