Define Middlebrook Meaning

The prestigious honors dorm of the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities. Middlebrook is basically a collection of frail, pale, sheltered midwest white kids, who, for some inexplicable reason, the University decided to place within a five minute walk of the Riverside projects. Muggings and other assorted petty crimes occur roughly once a week in the Middlebrook area, mostly due to the fact that half of all Middlebrook residents couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag.
The seventh floor of Middlebrook Hall seems to be home to the highest concentration of the aforementioned pale, frail, Midwestern white kids. It's a strange and fickle place, where up is down and awkward is normal.

Middlebrook is a large concentration of pale and frail kids; however, there are not just white kids. There are many Asians that live in Middlebrook as well. Most of the people that live in Middlebrook probably couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag, but most can probably do calculus or something else that's hard in circles around a lot of the University of Minnesota's students living in other res halls. There are many Honors kids, because it is the honors dorm; as well as acting students who probably could not kick the shit out of most people, but could verbally abuse even a professor. It most definitely is a strange place, not what you would expect out of a typical dorm in a place of Higher Education.

Describes the phenomenon whereby the female residents of Middlebrook Hall at the University of Minnesota have a tendency to be approximately one standard deviation less attractive than the rest of the campus. Additionally, there is a lack of awareness of this effect among those affected which leads to unattractive girls acquiring boys who would not otherwise be attracted to them. Applies to all floors not taken up by Arts students on the 11th and 12th floors. Exceptions are rumored to exist, but are as of yet unconfirmed.

The quality of Middlebrook Dining Hall food, such that it is sometimes warm, but never hot

Phenomenon in which Middlebrook residents at the University of Minnesota are slept on, but are often more attractive than the rest of campus. This excludes any member of the Art LLC. These folks are also less likely to have STDs due to their isolation from the cesspool of Super Block. Again, excluding Art LLC.

A dorm at the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities on the West Bank isolated from the rest of the undergraduate population. This dorm is inhabited by honor students and art students alike. Upon entrance, hotness of females is skewed due to the lack of hot females.

In reference to the lack of rowdiness experienced in Middlebrook Hall on the University of Minnesota Twin Cities campus. It is home to the honors students and arts students, meaning most weekends are spent cooped up in the rooms studying

Built in 2001, the East Wing of Middlebrook houses some of the finest men/women on campus. While most assume living in Middlebrook defines one as an honors or art kid, the East Wing is quite different. The East Wing is filled with people that actually know how to have a good time and don't mind making fun of kids in the Tower. East Wingers are the elite few that can put up with Tower kids and still be considered cool. Lastly, the East Wing has the best rooms on campus, perfect for partying! Also referred to as East Wing, Beast Wing

The classier, less cocky version of Middlebrook Hall Sixth Floor.

A rather large middle school located in the center of Wilton, Connecticut. Middlebrooke is populated mostly of stuck up rich kids that belong to country clubs and teachers that wish they were as rich as their students. The school does not possess a uniform, however basically all of the students wear the exact same fucking thing.

The principal of the school is Maria Coleman, but she's super hot so everybody just wants to fuck her. It is not uncommon to find fat 7th graders jerking off to pictures of her in the bathroom. Coleman has dealt with her distracting sexiness by sending far less attractive people to enforce the bizarre Middlebrooke rules.

Mrs. Cuarez is not be of these individuals. She is an asshole. Dr. Leanard was another one of these people. But he had gay sex with one of the students in a Macy's parking lot, and now he's not here anymore.

The cafeteria food in Middlebrooke is the equivalent of reaching up your ass, pulling out the first thing you touch and shoving it down your throat. It either tastes like plastic, dog shit, human flesh, or all of them at the same time. It is unclear why the rich kids of Middlebrooke stand for such a horrifying cuisine.

The walls in the bathrooms/lockerooms in Middlebrooke are covered with crude drawings of the human anatomy, specifically dicks. Janitors are frequently spotted in the bathrooms/lockerooms attempting to remove the penises from the walls, but it is no use, as there will only be more tomorrow.