1.)a miracle pill or all them bitches who are pms-ing...
2.)something you tell a guy to take when he is being a straight-up ass hole.
3.) something you wrap up and give to a girl who is a total bitch to show her how much of a bitch she is.
1.) crap, i havnt taken my midol yet, dont make me kill you!
2.)(to a guy) what the hell is your problem? take some midol, man. damn.
3.)have some midol you phsycotic bitch!
By Jena
Midol
A woman's happy pill. She takes during her period, and the physical transformation from raving bitch-beast to human is simply astounding.
On-Period Woman: *random ravingunderstood only by other menstruating bitch-beasts* *takes Midol* And now I'm human again! Thanks, Midol!
Midolic stems from the popular drug, Midol. While Midol can induce sleep upon ingestion, thereby making the recipient of the drug ineffectual, not taking Midol on certain days will render the pain-filled woman debiliated.
"If I go to class unprepared my teacher'll know I didn't read, but if I don't go to class, he'll KNOW I didn't prepare. Goodness, I'm in a midolic situation."
By Corry
Midol Suppository
an imaginary pharmaceutical item that is used to imply a person is being a lame ass, pussy bitch, or suffering from PMS like symptoms.
Tyler: Man Jon is being a big pussy, he says he can't play Halo because his head hurts and he's tired.
Tate: Wow, sounds like he could use a midol suppository for sure.
By Tine
Take A Midol
"Take a Midol" is a disparaging phrase said to a woman who is behaving in a bitchy and confrontational fashion, as women are know to do when experiencing the symptoms of PMS. Sometimes said by a male, the phrase is more powerful when uttered by a female toward another female, as a strong complaint about the woman's behavior and/or attitude. (Midol is a commonly used over-the-counter medication marketed to women for the symptoms of PMS.)
The act of sitting your wife/girlfriend in front of the hit tv show "American Idol" for an uninterrupted hour of not being bitched at. The cable version of the pms medication, Midol.
