Define Minecrafting Meaning

Minecraft
An very authentic reason why someone should leave your room.

Get the f*ck out of my room, im playing Minecraft!!
By Shanna
Minecraft
a game where you can troll your friends and scream into your mic until your mother disowns you and takes you back to the adoption center.

"wanna play minecraft?"
"no last time you made me break up with my mincecraft girlfriend."
By Freddi
Minecraft

Person 1: How do you uninstall minecraft?
Person 2: So you know how some sins are unforgivable?
By Netta
Minecraft
What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?

Person 1: How is that castle being help up by a 20 foot tall stick?
Person 2: Minecraft
Person 1: But it's not physically possible!
Person 2: What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?
Person 1: It's the governing law o-
Person 2: MINECRAFT!(Bitch slaps person 1)
By Minna
Minecraft
An amazing game that allows your creativity to run wild, and allows you to build anything you would like. There's endless possibilities.

Minecraft good. Fortnite bad.
By Ailsun
Minecraft
The act of hitting someone with a pickaxe.

"Why is he in the hospital?!"

"I heard someone minecrafted him."
By Sidonia
Minecraft
A virtual drug that will probably take over your childhood and teenage years.

Guy 1 - Hey, Do you wanna go to my house and watch the game?
Guy 2 - FUCK YEAH! I JUST KILLED A CREEPER!
Mother down stairs - What's going on up there?!
Guy 2 - He's on minecraft again...
By Elane
MINECRAFT

MINECRAFT IS A GAME
By Melly
Minecraft
Cheap and legal alternative to drugs. This shit will sap your life away.

A: Hey Tony, you wanna go to a party? There's booze and chicks an-

B: FUCK OFF I'M BUILDING A CASTLE AND MOAT ON MINECRAFT.
By Alyda
In Minecraft
When you are doing or claim to want to do illegal or sensitive activity that is definitely in Minecraft. It is not real in real life. Definitely just Minecraft.

"I really want to run over Gov. Janet Mills 'In Minecraft."
By Conni