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Define Molasses Meaning

Molasses
A thick, dark, syrupy substance made by boiling the juice of the sugar cane plant. With a great taste and plenty of iron and calcium, it's superior to table sugar and most sweeteners in just about every way.

Molasses is good in coffee.
By Hinda
Molasses
A person with not many athletic abilities in the discipline of track and field.

Man that Kieran sure is molasses.
By Danya
Molasses
it's a seasoning or a spice

"do you have any molasses"
"oh... you mean the seasoning?"
By Ellissa
Molasses
A person who eats so slow that molasses seems faster or equal to their consumption rate.

Laura, you're such a molasses!
By Stormy
Molasses
A slang word for cum or semen.

The girl's cooch was so tight that I was bustin' blackberry molasses in no time!
By Delia
As Molasses
A less offensive way of saying as fuck - used for emphasis.

This hotel WiFi is slow as molasses.
By Jordan
Molasses
The biggest pimp and the ultimate example of leetness.

Dude molasses is one big fucking pimp.
By Jori
Molasses Mustache
A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes

After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving
By Effie
Molasses Junction
The painful situation that happens after a poor wiping of your ass; the dried feces then becomes thicker and it hurts when you try and wipe it.

Man, I was in a hurry after using the bathroom... now I'm stuck in Molasses Junction.
By Ansley
Molasses Daddy
A sugar daddy of the Southern persuasion. The classiest sweetener for the classiest sugar daddy.

Louisiana lady: Oh Beauregard where are you?!? Where is my suave molasses daddy to come and pluck my rose from my family garden?
Molasses daddy: Oh I've been here all my life. The question is, are you ready to feel my suavige?
By Idell