Define Monty Meaning

Monty
A man who is smart, shaped like a Greek god, and who is very, very, very sexy!!!

bianca: OMG!!! Did u just see that guy?!
raven: I know!! His name must be Monty because he certainly looks like one!
By Nettle
Monty
monty is mine

i will kill and bash u bitches heads in for trying to fuck with monty hes mine
By Chandra
Monty
Common name given to British Military genius, Field Marshall Bernard Law Montgomery, 1st Viscount Montgomery of Alamein (and of Hindhead).


Monty outwitted Erwin Rommel, the "Desert Fox" at El Alamein, and won WWII in North Africa.

By Agnesse
Monty
a person who is an extreme social climber and loves to put other people down. resembles a whale, particularly shamu. the person tends to be extremely fat, but sucks it in when a picture is taken. a role model for all social climbers. A monty can also be a type of pose in a picture where one sticks there ass out as far as they can and tilts their head at a ridiculous angle.

1. "look over there it's shamu.... oh wait! it's monty!"

2. "that girl ditched all her friends for more popular ones that don't even like her... she pulled a monty."

3. jeannette: how should we pose for this picture?

amy: OH! lets do the monty!
By Mag
Monty
A common word with multiple uses.
1. It can be used to describe a big time criminal or anyone with a bit of wedge

2. It can also mean sex

1. He's a monty lad him. Or he's a bit of a mont.

2. You up for a monty and a wine? He's got a mont on.
By Drucie
Monty
If you ever get lucky enough for her to fall in love with you always treasure her never make the mistake of treating her like she isn't worth you while because she is worth every second of your every day. She deserves all the love in the world and if you are in a relationship with her you better make sure you give her all the love in the world because as much as it will kill her if she feels that you aren't trying and you don’t listen to her she will have to do what's right and move on, and once she does its too late your gonna be alone and it's gonna hurt. So take care of her and love her to bits, ask her about her day, bring her out even if you’re broke, and always kiss her forehead. I love you Monty

Monty kind caring and amazing
By Edith
Monty
a perverted shop assistant in "wants".
unable to handle any type of alcohol... usually hugs the fruit machine after 2 pints.
burns his child's books after a failed attempt at conquering europe.

is that monty by the fruit machine?
no i thought he's in czechoslovakia
By Gretna
Monty
(noun) Female computing teacher who rubs her legs rapidly (a la Vic Reeves on Shooting Stars) whilst teaching her class.

"Who've you got next period?"

"Monty." (rub legs in a piss take)
By Anna-Diane
Monti

Monti is montoxicated, again. He needs to fired, like he was from his last couple of jobs.
By Theodosia
Monties
"Monties" are the Glands of Montgomery, sometimes called Montgomery Glands. They are sebaceous glands in the areola of the human nipple. During during breast feeding, these glands make oily secretions (lipoid fluid) to keep the areola and the nipple lubricated and protected from irritation caused by the baby's suckling. Hence, these glands are particularly prominent in women.

Since the Montgomery glands are more visible in women, they are commonly regarded to be a secondary sex characteristic, by men. (Yeah!) The Montgomery glands are not always visible, even in women. In some women, the Montgomery glands become raised when the nipple is sexually stimulated, similar to goose bumps on cold skin. In other women, the pigmentation of the Montgomery glands makes them more visible, at all times. Usually, pregnancy and breast feeding will make a woman's Montgomery glands more prominent. Hence, some men regard these glands instinctively as an attractive sign of fertility.

They are named after Dr. William Fetherstone Montgomery , the Irish obstetrician who first described them, in the olden days, 1797-1859. Yeah, Monty! (They let guys look at a lot of weird stuff, in the olden days, didn't they, Dad?)

"That girl's ex says she's got nubbly dark monties all over her chocolate brown areolae. When she's really hot, her monties perk up like goosebumps, makin' her look like she's really cold... weird..."

"Since my girl's been breast feeding her baby, her pink areolae got lots bigger and redder, with perky red monties all over them"

"My girl's got light brown puffy nipples, but her monties are real dark, like freckles. I like 'em that way, but she is like real embarressed and thinks that somethun is wrong with 'em... go figger..."

"My ex had permanently puffy nips, but always smooth as butter... no monties at all..."
By Adriane