Define Mooj Meaning

Mooj
A foul mouthed old Pakistani man who works at Smartech. Introduced us to such delightful terms as the Alligator Fuckhouse, Cincinnati Bowtie and the need for "connection"

Mooj: It's not about cocks and tits and balls, it's about love! It's not about butthole pleasures..
Andy: It's definitely not about the butthole pleasures

...and so on.
By Lorinda
Mooj
From the word Muhajadeen. Derogatory term to a person of middle-eastern decent.

Guy 1) Hey, isn't the correct word muslim?
Guy 2) No! It's a fuckin' mooj!
By Kimbra
Mooj
To relax on a comfortable piece of furniture

Mike: 'I'm so damn tired. may go for a mooj.'
Cat: 'Cool. You go mooj!'
By Lorette
Mooj
Any form of word(verb, adjective, noun etc) any means anything you want it to mean - i.e a suitable replacement for any word in your sentence. Created in conjunction with "the Jaffulator"

"Your a fucking Mooj"
"Oops, I, moojed it again"
"Bend over while I mooj you"
"Come along and we'll all have a moojing great time"
By Veradis
Mooj

Jim: What's that weird music coming out of the mosque?
Ben: I don't know, some mooj shit.
By Cary
Mooj
a noun that can represent any person place or thing.

can be used as a replacement for (1)mother fucker (2)dick wad and (3)douche nozzle.
generally used in a bad sesne.

stacy: Awww that fuck tard gave me a tony danza
becky: Ugh what a mooj yo.
By Edith
Moojing
The act of continuously tormenting a single person in your neighborhood by knocking at their door in the middle of the night very loudly.

The "mooj" part comes from writing a letter to the victim saying that you won't stop knocking at their door until they do something for you.

Me and Joe were moojing Mr. Davis last night and he called the rent-a-cops on us.

Example letter:

Dear Mr. -insert name-,
We will not stop knocking at your door until you speed around the neighborhood at 90 miles an hour
By Margarethe