A game where two men sit
side by side, separated only by a make-shift ‘wall’. Both contestants masturbate until ejaculation.
The aim of the game is for the contestant to hit the other contestant with their ejaculate,
shooting up and over a wall like a
mortar.
Keith: ‘Me and
Lucious were playing
mortar strike last night’
Matthew: ‘Oh cool, did you win?’
Keith: ‘Yeah’
Matthew:’Really? Congrats’
Keith:’Na just kiddin’ I am
infertile and unable to create a child without the aid of science, and now I have semen in my chest hairs’
