The moxon is a form of Northerner. Decendants of good honest miningfolk, the moxon is self-educated and tends to spend time with men who are smaller than average height.
Hey look at that increadibly small man...and look at his moxon! She looks kinda like RachelHunter.
By Eimile
Moxon
A Moxon is a term that relates to getting defeated in table tennis 5-Nil. Someone who is so poor at the game they can't even win a point.
A Moxon is a foul stench that the best air deodorizer's cannot eradicate. It's a horrendous body odor mixed with a wet, fungus jacket.
Michael turned up at work with unkempt and oily hair, shirt hanging over a floppy beer gut and reeking a foul pungent smell. His jacket had a smell of wet dog. He stank like a MOXON!
By Rena
Moxon
A Moxon is someone who, despite the best job training, sales books and courses available, simply has no sales ability what-so-ever! Has no ability to CLOSE a sale, couldn't even sell a bucket of water to a man on fire.
Michael was given the best glengarry leads, had customers begging to buy his products and STILL managed to blow the deals. What a complete Moxon!
By Cammy
Moxon
A Moxon is a backward type male or female with an IQ lower than a 9 year old. They laugh at their own dumb jokes and are accident prone.
Moxon is a nice guy, he can be an asshole if your mean to him. He is a great cuddler and is very goofy.he treats girls with respect, only if they are not desperate hoes, and he is pretty good at sport.
The name Moxon descends from Yorkshire, in the north of England. Despite this great heritage, with famous Moxon's including the Hydrographer to Charles II, almost no one can spell the name resulting in every Moxon having to spell their surname after saying it.
