Mr. Wood is a rare breed of human. only one has been reported to the geneticists of sci tech. aka the rulers of the universe
mr woods tend to take whatever form you could ask of them, without being a pushover. mr woods are tall, white, bald, and amazing. they are also pure souls. very. pure. souls.
they tend to arise extreme emotions of high school students. everyone loves mr wood.
A smexy handsome old man with long brown hair. He is tall and catches all the ladies attention. He is a very attractive man and some may say he's dirty man who likes to have flirty fun and eats eggs and stamped on miss lords head and she cried for days. She only wanted that handsome man in her bed for one night.