An
elderly man that dreams of screwing women between the ages of 15-35, or women who look like they're 15-35. Often stare at their young flesh. They often try to score with them. Usually have to
settle with porn or elderly women, unless they are very rich ( check
sugar daddy)
Elderly man :
Hey sweetie, can get me a
soda pop from that cooler. These old bones can't handle such a low bend. Thanks hon....... No, that's not the one I wanted. I think you need to reach way at the bottom and get me another one. Thanks hon.
You're a doll.
Girl 1: Ew. That dirty old man is staring at me.
Girl 2: Oh, I think that guy owns all of MacDonalds.
Girl 1: You know what, he looks pretty cute holding himself
on that walker like that.
