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My Eggs
Similar to My Bones!, My Eggs can be said in a variety of situations to convey anger, dissapointment, surprise, disgust, etc. as well as actually something to do with eggs

"My eggs!" - after finding your family laughing at your expense

"My eggs!" - after falling over

"My eggs!" - after dropping some eggs which you have recently purchased
By Gilli
Shake My Egg
A term used for the action of having sex or jerking off

‘Babe come and shake my egg I’m sexually frustrated’
‘I heard Azario shook Tom’s egg in the girls bathroom earlier’
By Stace
Bite My Egg
Used to describe any sexual act done to a women i.e giving her a hickey, eating her ass or pussy

"You gonna bite my egg later"

"You finna go down there and bite my egg"

"What's that on your neck?"
"My man bit my egg earlier"

"Do you wanna bite my egg?"
By George
Suck My Eggs
1)to have someone suck on your genitalia preferably said by men to women during sex or various arguments.

2)a phrase used as a step in for "fuck you" usually used as a sign to show others you are pissed.

3) a general phrase used for any conversation for any reason no matter the time, place, activity or social group



1) dude 1-"yeah man while we were doing it she just totally went down on me".
dude 2-" did she suck your eggs too"?
dude 1-" yeah man, you should get your girl to do it".

2)dude 1-"Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
dude 2-"Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes"
dude 1-"yo mama so stupid that...um...uh".
dude 2-"yo mama so ugly she made my pit bull cry".
dude 1-" man you can just go ahead and suck my eggs bitch".

3)has been used on Sponge Bob, Billy and Mandy, and 3 others i cant remember
By Alisun
Crackin' My Eggs
The female version of saying bustin my balls.

Kim: Hey Jay I heard you and the girls went out last night, how was it?
Jay: Those damn broads was crackin' my eggs about being their only single friend not married.
Kim: Why aren't you and Bob taking the plunge?
Jay: Naw, that fuckers got Too Tall Jones Syndrome.

Example 2: Bob was fuckin me so good and hard last night. He was really crackin' my eggs!
By Annabel
Scramble My Eggs
A man who is having, has had, or will have his testicles sucked, licked, or otherwise manipulated orally.

Jeanna: Max, could you give me a ride to town?

Max: Sure - but first you gotta scramble my eggs!

Jeanna: OK!

Max: But that ain't all - first you gotta scramble my fuckin' eggs, then you gotta toss my salad, suck my dick, swallow my yolk, and then french kiss me - in that order!
By Rubia
Crack My Eggs
fertilize my eggs; impregnate me

I want the villain from Black Panther to crack my eggs
By Dorris
Beat My Eggs
When a girl masturbates.

HISTORY: On October 3, 2010 a friend and I were watching a cooking show and the woman walked casually over to the counter and said "now it's time to beat my eggs" and we both immediately cracked up, almost peed our pants and had the exact same thought about what that SHOULD have meant. And history is made!

"I gotta go beat my eggs." (gotta go play with myself)

RELATED SAYINGS
hard boiled eggs: girl version of blue balls
eggs Benedict: a girl cheater
western omelet: cowgirl position
he totally scrambled my eggs: he was good in bed
By Harriett
Cracking My Eggs
When something is really funny, it is "cracking my eggs".

"That joke is cracking my eggs."
By Nissie
Suck My Eggs
1) Expression used when a man wants a girl to suck his eggs out of his vagina with her dick. It can also be done orally. This is done in a parallel universe.

Hey Babe, why don't you come over here and suck my eggs out!!!
By Ethyl