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Eggs Benedict
When one hides a frying pan beneath the bed and sets a timer to go off in the middle of fornication - and then when said timer goes off, screams "eggs benedict", grabs the frying pan, and beats the girl/guy into unconcsiousness.

Jailer to his new cellmate: "What are you in here for?"

New cellmate: "3 to 5 for eggs benediction."
By Mala
Eggs Benedict
when one eats an extremely greasy meal to find out 30 minutes later they have the extreme shits

Brad went down to Chesters Fried Chicken to get some dank ass chicken but awhile later he ended up with eggs benedict instead.
By Lark
Eggs Benedict
when you ejaculate in your partners belly-button, and then pee on it a little for the holandaise sauce.

He gave her the best eggs benedict ever!
By Lynnette
Eggs Benedict
when you fry your nuts on a frying pan and then have a chick lick your wounds.

Damn, I fried the shit out of my nuts on that damn frying pan, but then that bitch licked them wounds for me. She motha fuckin eggs benedict my ass.
By Rica
Eggs Benedict
proclaimed when something crazy and exciting is happening, or just has happened

GUY 1: wow, i just shot my sister in the foot
GUY 2: EGGS BENEDICT!!!!
By Karleen
Eggs Benedict
FNAF sl night guard. I did not like the other responses.... so I figured I would stick this in here as a fnaf Easter egg if you scrolled this far.

Eggs Benedict is gay for murderous burnt spaghetti
By Sandra
Eggs Benedict
The best food ever. Made two halves of an English muffin, and tooped with poached eggs, Hollandaise sauce and often an additional topping, such as ham, bacon or spinach. Occasionally the English muffin is substituted for artichoke bottoms.

"That was the best thing ever."

~Average person after eating eggs benedict for the first time
By Jasmine
Eggs Benedict
A nightguard that used to work at Sister Location but the restaurant recently burnes down, the cause is unknown.

Eggs Benedict is a weird nightguard, I wonder why he went missing.
By Kari
Eggs Benedict
A mugging in which the mugger approaches the target with a carton of eggs and asks if they'd like to be egged or mugged, then proceeds to egg AND mug the target regardless of their answer.

Mugger 1: This nigga look like a mark.
Mugger 2: Yea lets run a eggs benedict on his ass

Mugger 1: *approaches target holding eggs* "Ay you wanna get egged? Or you wanna get mugged?"
Target: "uhh... egged"
Mugger 1: *begins pelting eggs at the target*
Mugger 2: *Comes out of hiding to jump the target*
Target: "I said EGGED why are you MUGGING me!?"
Mugger 2: *stealing the target's belongings* "eggs benedict nigga"
Mugger 1: *punching and/or stomping the target out* "EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT!"
By Halley
Eggs Benedicted
The state in which one becomes addicted to the popular breakfast dish Eggs Benedict.

She was so eggs benedicted that she could be found scoffing Hollandaise covered eggs into her mouth at the cafe nearly every day.
By Riane