This gem begins by taking an egg and inserting it into your partner's anal cavity. You shall then begin to
ass rape your partner with
reckless abandon to the point of creating enough heat friction to boil said egg. Once egg is boiled through this process you will punch partner in the kidney at which point egg well be passed. You shall then take egg and
crack it open on partner's forehaed and exclaim "Welcome to Potomac Fuck Face". You will then feed egg to partner.
The other day I saw Kyle with a
bruise on his forehead and I asked what happened. He said that he met
some dude named
Vinnie who sure knew how to dish out a Potomac Poached Egg. At that point I also realized why he was walking so funny.