Define Crack It Open Meaning

Crack It Open
Spreading open your vagina or ass for play, snacking or insertion.

For 50 bucks I'll crack it open for ya.
By Allys
Crack Open
when a thug/male gets fucked in the booty,or raped when in prison or jail

i heard dat nigga got crack open in his booty last week... they are going to crack dat dude open in jail cuz he killed his moma
By Lib
Crack Open A Cold One

I just got home from a hard day of work and all I want to do is lay back in my recliner and crack open a cold one. Ahhhh tasty
By Mela
Cracked Open And Cleaned Out
When one has sexual intercourse with a partner or partners

Chrissie cracked open and cleaned out that tute from Bay Ridge on the love sack last night.
By Ame
Cracked My Head Open
quite possibly the most fucking ridiculously exaggerated and stupid way to describe a very minor head injury, such as a tiny cut.

Bill: -hits head on wall
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?

Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN

NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.
By Starla
Crack Open A Cold One

seeing all these dead bodies makes me want to crack open a cold one!!
By Ermengarde
Cracking Open A Cold One

She was was so drunk I felt like I was cracking open a cold one.
By Bernete
Crack Open A Cold One
Sl. (To) crack open a cold one is a slang term for necrophilia.

Y'know, working as a gravedigger always gave me the biggest urge to crack open a cold one.
By Suzanna
Crack Open A Cold One With The Boys
1. Consuming a beer, with your friends.

2. A meme.

1.
Bob: Hey boys, wanna crack open a cold one?

2.
Me: *Drives up to window*
Me: Can I Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys?
Employee: Sorry, boys machine broken.
Me: Understandable, have a great day.
By Odetta
Cracking Open A Cold One With The Boys.
The sacred act of multiple men (boys) enjoying fresh, cold beers together,

"Last night me and the boys cracked open a few cold ones" said David.
"Tonight, I'm gonna start Cracking Open A Cold One With The Boys." Said johny
By Dominica