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Define Mussel Meaning

Mussel
1. seefruit; belonging to the family of bivalves, like clam
2. a womans genitalia

1. gee, your mussels tastes salty
2. gee, your mussel tastes salty
By Lulu
Mussels
A species of mollusk especially favored by marine ecology instructors at state colleges

Our teacher was completely in love with the mussels she protected when she was a park ranger
By Lory
Pulling Mussels
British slang for sexual intercourse.

And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling Mussels from a shell
-Squeeze Lyrics.

"Hey Jim what where you doing with Molly the other night"
"Nothing mate, just pulling mussels."
By Anne
Swimming For Mussels
Filipino slang term for cunnilingus of women due to similarities in both appearance and smell.

Brian: "Hey Leonid. What'd you do last night?"
Leonid: "Nothing much. I just went swimming for mussels."
Brian: "You are one mussel-eating, filipino."
Leonid: "Damn skippy. I like the mussels almost as much as timbits."
By Carie
Mussel Juice
a small amount of saline liquid thats produced when vigourously shaking hands with russel the love mussel

"i think my mussel's cooked baby, fancy some mussel juice"
By Leandra
Mussel Gallop
female orgasm, synonymous definition

first heard on sponge bob / squarepants, altered context
quote: sandy cheeks: mussel gallop!!
By Betteann
Fanny Like A Bag Of Old Mussels
A large, clunky, old vagina which gives off a strong smell of rotting sea-food.

He had visited a cheap prositute the previous evening - too much make-up, drooling smile, tits at waist level and a fanny like a bag of old mussels.
By Krystalle
Mussel Fest
Mussel fest :the opposite of sausage fest,were a party is composed only of female

I went to that club not knowing it was a lesbos club! What a mussel fest!
By Vinita
Mussel Party
A mussel party is a party attended by a bunch of crunchy old people. During this party they consume mollusks and drink cheap liquor. This is the old people version of a kegger, only instead of leading to vomiting it leads to anal explosions.

Me: Hey mom and dad how was the mussel party?
Mom: It was great! We ate a lot of mussels and drank some good wine.
Dad: It was terrible... I just turned the bathroom into a terrorist hot spot.
Me: That sounds like a terrible time.
By Stephannie
Bush Mussel
A word used to refer to a woman’s vagina.

I have not had sex in a while. I would like to get myself another bush mussel.
By Corey