Define Naked Brothers Band Meaning

A small cluster of ten-year olds who sing about the love that they've never had. Most of their songs consist of words conveniently placed to rhyme, resulting in songs that use nonsensical, 'Yeah' and 'uhs!' excessively.

The show is produced with the general goal of making children think that they should start dating at six years old, and begin having children at fourteen.

The lead singer will become the future K-fed.

It is well known that listening to their prepubescent squeals will lead to blindness, epileptic seizures, brain explosions, and stunted growth.

one of the worst things to happen to music. a bunch of 11 year old fags that think they can sing, but nails on a chalkboard souns better. the only reason they got a record deal is because their parents have a big wallet.
and to make things worse, they have their own show on nickalodean

1. A bunch of butt fucking faggots who think they can sing but they sound like a bunch of 5 year old with their voices cracking because their balls haven't dropped.

This is the worst thing that happened to a TV show directed to children since Hanna Montana's slutty ass.

Their songs are so horrible, you would rather cut off your balls and eat them.


2. A group of 12 year olds that got caught "Naked" in bed together.

3. A little kid version of the JOnas Brothers.

4. A bunch of Faggots

the demon spawn of nickolodean(which used to be pure of intentions but that shortly ended when the high elves lost in the war against ronald reagan and osama bin laden) their main objective were to steal the souls of your sons and daughters(usually daughters) and give them the dark overlord voldemort so he may bake a cookie of disaster and feed it to all newborn narwhales. fortunately their attempts were thwarted by the heroic actions of spartan 117, sgt. johnson, and Bob saget who drove them back to the dark hellhole from whence they came.

A sign of the apocalypse.

It's basically a band full of 6 members that haven't had their testicles drop yet. There is one unlucky girl in the show that seems to have become the love interest of Nat Wolff ever since he got over his fear of cooties. Nat's 8 year old brother, Alex, wears a doo-rag and fake tattoos because what he lacks in reproductive organs he makes up for in bling bling, haterz!

The story is based around Nat and Alex's unsuccessful love life. Oh yeah, and they play crappy music too. Did I mention these kids are 10 and 8? Alex always wonders why 18 year old girls aren't attracted to him. He "left" the band because some whore wouldn't let him see his first set of hooters. In one unfortunate episode Nat received his first kiss by the alien-girl in the band, Rosalina.

When these kids aren't trying to hump the legs of their female producers they write songs with shitty lyrics. Their first single, Crazy Car, was painstakingly bad. Same with the next, and the next, and you guessed it, the next. Nat professed his love for Rosalina with a song named "Rosalina." Yes, and you better believe that song brings the major LOLs.

The acting in this show is mindboggingly awful. If you love your characters constantly reading off a teleprompter then this show is for you, faggot.

I find it scary that parents are offended by the name of the band instead of the bullshit that is being leaked to their children. Please do not let Little Johnny get a gee-tar or drumset because he wants to be like his idol Nat. Just turn off the TV, delete his myspace, and make him read a damn book.

A group of elementary school fags who write songs about love and gfs when their only like 10, obviously following in the shoes of Miley Clitoris; trying to make kids feel they have to get boyfriends and girlfriends at 10 and get prego at 16. They also had a show where they pretend its like reality TV with their Meth-head dad and old hooker caretaker in the Age of Nickelodeon where cartoons like Rugrats and Invader ZIM started disappearing and in came crappy live action teen dramas from TEENnick like Zoey 101 that took over like the 3rd Reich.

A show about a bunch of faggy elementary school kids whos testicles haven"t dropped yet. The 8 yr old kids goes after an unfortunate 15 year old girl in the band and somehow gets her while the 10 year old goes after 17-18 year olds and can't figure out why he can"t get them. When an idiot parent lets there kid watch a show called NAKED BROTHERS band and they wonder why there kids grow up to be a homo. All i have to say to them is you morons its your own fault for letting your kids watch a show called the NAKED BROTHERS band!!

A band full of faggots who have no talent whatsoever. They are 12 year olds and in the show, they act like adults in adult situations. They think they rock and they fit into the music scene. They're really just a bunch of high-pitched fudge packers that squeal when they sing. They're Nickelodeon's exclusive band, kinda like that one slut, Hannah Montana, who is the Disney channel's band.

A band of boys that think that they are all that. they also believe that they are true rockstars, when in reality they are a bunch of butt-fucking faggots (Hence the name " NAKED Brothers Band" )that everyone hates. Also, Since none of the them have hit pueberty, it sounds like the chick is the lead singer.

A band of little kids whose balls haven't dropped yet and sound like a bunch of girls when they sing. The band includes two brothers, Nat and Alex Wolff, and they sing about their 'love lives' or lack there of. they're just a bunch of pussies.