Define The 8 Meaning

The 8
The first definition for "the 8" is a guy whom no matter what the circumstance he will listen to others and do what they say. The second definition is a slang term used for a computer. The 8 could also mean somebody who is full of useless information just like a computer and uses false words and needless phrases at the wrong time.

DJ: The 8 buy me China Garden NOW!
JP: Okay DJ whatever you want man.

JP: Can I buy 2 coolers off of you?!
DJ: We are in the middle of the fucking woods,do i look like a liqor store to you the 8!? Give me 40 dollars tomorrow for them
JP: alright man if i'm not there at 11 I owe you 50 bucks instead.
By Elsinore
8==8
8==8 can be used to denote docking, a sexual act in which one inserts the tip of his penis into another one's foreskin, thus creating the "ball (8) to ball tube."

"Yo, me and my main man had such a fun night last night, we did some 8==8 and everything."
By Halley
8:8
You want to fuck someone with no strings attached and keep doing it.

Dude imma bout to 8:8 this bitch.
By Bobbette
<8

Lila - I LOVE YOU
Jess - I LOVE YOU TOO
Lila -
By Lelah
-8

you've heard of 69, laughed at 420
Now I present to you -8 haha
By Erin
<===8

Friend: Do you think aliens are real.
Other friend:
By Brita
8/
A symbol used in texting or email before a sentence to indicate sarcasm.

Person 1: hey, is this a cool movie or what?

Person 2: 8/ oh yeah, i love the casting.
By Coletta
-8
The new Reddit funny number; looks like a penis

Source: r/dankmemes/k8wqdp/behold_your_funny_new_number
(as of 12/8/2020 5:16 am)

OP: hey -8
Unknown: what do you mean -8
OP: hehe funny number (2)
By Cristabel
<===8

:o
By Kalinda
<===8

By Maryjane