Define Nerts Meaning

to express disgust; an exclamation

A swear replacer. Don't say a swear, use "nert". Teachers and parents don't know what it means so it makes it a way to beat the system.

Nipple Erection Right Through Shirt

A word made up by two kids named Nick and Allen in high school that is best described as an antonym to the "F" word. This word sums up incredibly stupid, yet serious, situations. Can also be used as a response to something extremely cliché.

This word evolved out of a sound made to imitate retarded people. It was more like "Ner-ner-nerrrrt!" in it's original form.

When you can see nipples poking through the shirt. AKA Nipples Erected Right Through Shirt

-Used to express your feelings that something is stupid, ill-conceived, immature, or just an all around bad idea. Basically means, "That's retarded!"

-First documented use in Meridian, Idaho in the early 90's. Evolved from the sound people make to immitate mental retardation.

the sweat that gathers in-between your balls and gooch

1.) Onomatopoeic representation of exhaustion or sudden sleep.

2.) Used to verbally escape from answering questions, or direct accusation by feigning sleep.

verb: nerd flirting. When an individual of above to highly above average intelligence attempts to flirt with a potential sexual mate. This is commonly observed with bad jokes, awkward laughs, and a tendency towards conversations around Pokémon and Harry Potter. Nerting is generally most successful with another individual of above to highly above average intelligence as the cryptic social queues of the nerting protocol are more easily understood.