Define Neurons Meaning

Neurons

My neurons are superior to yours even though I consider my self uneducated. I think I can be a military leader if I wasn't so lazy and unmotivated.
By Kippie
Neuron
s nerve cell that consists of a soma (cell body), dendrites(signal receptors), and an axon (a signal conductor).

when looking at a brain neurons can presume their "fire dance"
By Elysha
Neuron
GOD ! The ultimate god.
If you meet him, bend over and let him be YOUR god.

By Athena
Neuron
A creature that takes the form of a penguin at 97.9% of its social events. Aside from the main necessities of life food, shelder, wank0ring, and clothes, this creature must be found in what can be reffered to as a "Linux Environment". The creature sleeps a maximum of 5 hours a day, and is therefore VERY penguinically efficient.

Brotha... Yo sucha neuron!
By Norma
Neuron

i gots neuron.
By Rahel
Neuron

Dude - he knows what a portmanteau is. Must be a real neuron.
By Anna-Diana
Neuron Jacking
It is possible for a person with less brain cells to hijack extra brain cells from a highly intelligent person. The most common method is when a guy sleeps with his girlfriend's head against his while sort of trapping her with his arms. When the person receiving the transfer wakes up they instantly feel smarter and know that it worked. The girlfriend will wake up feeling the same because her neurons and glial cells regenerate at a very rapid rate. This is a symbiotic relationship because the girl is just as smart yet her boyfriend isn't quite as dumb and she doesn't have to put up with his dumb ass as much.

"Im much smarter today. I think the neuron jacking worked last night "
By Kelcey
Neuron Activated
Monkey see Monkey do. When one monkey gets an idea after seeing a triggering action. The meme comes from the game ancestors and is used to display a monkey image looking at a sexual or funny image with the term as the caption.

By Florry
Motor Neuron Disease
A "Disease" which is not even a disease. An illness that gradually destroys the motor neurons in your body. Eventually the sufferer wont be able to do anything. The Hollywood actor, David Niven had the "disease". There is no known cause of the illness, nor a cure, but there is research going into the prospect of using stem cells to recreate the savaged motor neurons, but it's not yet known if the disease will destroy the new ones too. Has nothing to do with shakey hands.

My dad had trouble walking, he went to the doctor for tests. He later found out he had motor neuron disease. A while later he got pnumonia and died 3 days after christmas day, and I was 12!
By Lynsey
Neuron-free Zone
A complete idiot. Someone without a brain cell to their name.

It's only to be expected that Dicky let Leo crash out in his pad after Leo had stolen stuff from everyone else he'd stayed with. So what if Dicky was warned about it in advance? He's a neuron-free zone.
By Adan