Define New London Meaning

A small town in central Wisconsin. Known for drunk fun escapades, underage women, and great fishing!

An East Coast city noted for being much, much worse than London.

Literally translated, New London means "dick suckin." However it may be used in various forms to describe any sort of gay activity pertaining to the sucking of a males penis by another male, or getting ones penis sucked by a another male.

Half of the town are druggies and other half are rednecks we like to drink beer snowmobile shoot shit ,n party fuck sluts and throw a big ole dipski and the lipski yee yee brothers.

"If one has New Londons fries, one must share New Londons fries. Someday you will be without them, and, because of this rule, you can help yourself to some of the deliciousness, just as others have helped themselves to yours."
~Moses, "The Old Testament" Deleted Scenes

When an aquaintance has a serving of delicious New Londons fries, this law can be utilized. The Moocher must first declare that he/she is taking some fries under the Rule of New Londons. The owner of the fries has no choice but to comply, for they know that they have mooched in the past and will mooch in the future.

New London Ohio is where you will find the biggest population of druggies. Also along with the largest population of teen mothers who can't keep their legs close. New London is one of the worst towns to live in and don't ever live here. People will start stuff and never go through with it and there's nothing but losers here

The diverse, heroin-infested county of southeast Connecticut. Has two Indian Casionos and some of the finest beaches/seafood. Many of the towns are working-class New England towns with Irish/Polish/Italian Catholics and some Blacks/Puerto Ricans. Cities are mainly Latino/Black but have more of an ethic-white presence than down south/out west. Rich towns include East Lyme, Old Lyme, and Mystic which are all on the coast. Cities like New London and Norwich are relatively small for cities, but still diverse. Norwich is more rundown but New London has more gangs. Pawn shops, Packies (Liquor Stores my bad!), gun shops, motels, and rundown gas stations are everywhere.

Heroin/opiates are a huge problem in the area and overdoses are at an all-time-high (end of 2017). The drugs come in to New London/Norwich from NYC/Providence and then get distributed to towns like Montville, Salem and Ledyard. From there they make their way to the rich towns. This is because rich people would rather get their drugs re-distributed from a poor Irish Catholic or Polock compared to a Puerto Rican/Haitian.

There are two Native American reservations that are home to the Pequot and Mohegan tribes respectively. The Mohegans are usually white and the Pequots are usually black. Makes no sense right?! Both groups still get free houses, cars, school, food, and more.

Lots of us have Rhode Island accents.

NLHS-home of the Whalers and The Basketball State Champions of CT (2010-2011). It has a lot of students including the magnet school kids. Its also filled with unnecessary drama. The drama is mostly between the nasty skanky girls...but besides that its actually a really good school and mostly everyone gets along surprisingly. The best sports there are Basketball, Football, and Baseball. The girls teams are bad meaning volleyball sucks, softball sucks, and the girls basketball team REALLY SUCK! The best sports are played by the boys. No offense to the girls! And so it doesn't jus look like we are into sports the academics are good too. And no we are not a whole bunch of "gangsters", "hoodlums" or "hoes" even though that's how people tend to judge us.

A relatively small town in central Wisconsin with a relatively large drug problem. Half of the population is either in bars or addicted to meth.
Guys in this town think their dick grows when they drive trucks. Only thing good about this town is St. Patrick’s day and the shitty wolf river. Arguably more potholes in the roads than people.