PSU Alumni #1: Did you hear about
Jerry Sandusky and the scandal at our beloved school?
PSU Alumni #2: No I didn't!!
PSU Alumni #1: Apparently, he was busted touching little boys.
PSU Alumni #2: Oh yeah, he's a Nittany Lion
Old man #1: Have you had your Nittany Lion yet?
Old man #2: Fuck yes, I love me some Nittany Lion!