2. An exclamation declaring to someone that one has accidentally
farted gas, or
farted shit.
1. A phrase used to refer to something that came out your asshole by accident, either literally, or
figuratively.
2. What's that smell?
-Oh shit i farted, sorry.
1a. Hey bro, wanna watch Oprah?
-I'd rather
eat shit i farted.
1b. What's that she's wearing on her head?
-I dunno, looks like shit i farted