Define Noah Ark Meaning

When you go to rail a bitch and her pussy is already flooded.

When you preform sex with two of every animal except unicorns.

Taking 2 shots of every kind of booze from the host's liquor cabinet so that they don't notice any is missing. Smells like death and tastes like it smells. Generally followed by a great flood of vomit or a great time.

Noah's Ark is 2 of every kind of sauce a fast food Restaurant has to offer.

A fat slut

australian slang for shark

In the card game 'phase 10' noah's ark occurs when a player is dealt an unusually, and typically unhelpfully large number of pairs. Especially useless when in phases 4-6, attempting to get a string of consecutive numbers instead of sets of the same numbers.

When someone is passed out on the bathroom toilet everyone in the house jerks off on his face. After group ejaculation is complete a jar of olives is dumped on the victims face representing the olive branch in the noahs ark fable. To simulate the biblical flood the tub is plugged and ran on full as well as the tiolet made to overflow. When the victim realizes his demise he is laughed at and dubbed noah for the remainder of his life. If pets are present in the house they are all locked in the bathroom with the flood.

Jon Voight's huge boat. Mary Steenburgen was the rudder slut

To take things two at a time, most generally referring to food.