a flaming, liquid, explosive, makes-you-grab-onto-the-nearest-object-for-support, kind-of-feels-like-a-butthole-abort, butt
clenching wet chunky, donât-let-it-in-your-mouth-or-itâll-taste-funky, stew, donât-let-it-brew,
horrifying poo poo, sweat-inducing, buttocks-loosening, toilet-bowl-cruising, you-bet-youâre-losing, when-it-drops-toilet-water-plops-and-makes-you-hops-off-the-toilet-before-you-drops-to-the-ground-and-cry, super-soaker, internal-poker, buttcake-muffin, organ-stuffin, leaves-you-huffin-and-puffin,
brown-town, makes-you-frown, donât-let-it-pile-up-or-youâll-drown, if-you-survive-you-deserve-a-crown-your-insides-have-been-grinded-up-ground,
lumpy, chunky and round, donât-make-a-sound, life-of-death, out-of-breath, mop-it-up, take-a-dump-in-a-cup, snotty, juicy, dum-dum-bubblegum, spraying everywhere, watery diarrhea.
number 3 is diarrhea
ryah: last week i had
a number 3 and my asshole bled
haset: really? last month i took a number 3 and havenât felt safe in a bathroom since!