Define Off The Wagon Meaning

Off The Wagon
drinking or using drugs after a period of abstinence

I can't believe she is off the wagon after she worked so hard.
By Kerrin
Off The Wagon

"I need more cheese puffs, Manny. Looks like Oprah's off the wagon again. And skip the toothpicks, she'll just hurt herself." (from Family Guy, "Brian Does Hollywood")
By Willamina
Fell Off The Wagon
When one resumes an addictive/compulsive behavior that they are trying to control. Originally referred only to drinking, but is now used in reference to all sorts of things including drugs, smoking, overeating, eating cerain foods, masturbation, casual sex, pornography...

Joe hadn't had a drink in 10 years, but when his wife of 30 years left him, he fell off the wagon.
By Francine
Fell Off The Wagon
Originally a phrase used when an alcoholic resumes drinking. The wagon is presumably the high school or college band wagon. In the 1950s, schools used to hold pep rallies for football teams. Often the music band would be on a wagon and the enthusiastic students would hop on the wagon. Alcohol was not allowed on the wagon. The phrase "back on the wagon" refers to one who quits drinking and hops on the band wagon, with a positive spirit, supporting the team and school. In other words, one who is happy to not drink. Relapsing into alcoholism is often sudden and unintentional, hence the description of falling off the wagon.

I guess John fell off the wagon last night, he was hammered.
By Kissee
Wheels Fell Off The Wagon
A phrase used to indicate that a romantic or sexual relationship has ended, or is, as when the wheels do fall off a wagon, kaput. Sometimes heard as "wheels fall off the wagon" or "wheels falling off the wagon"

"She found out he was also shagging her brother and so the wheels fell off the wagon then."

"Her incessant screwing around on him made the wheels fall of the wagon, and he dumped her."

"If he keeps that up, I can see the wheels falling of the wagon soon."
By Bernadina
Fall Off The Wagon Wheel

According to newspaper reports, Liz Taylor has managed to fall off the Wagon Wheel with her weight ballooning up to 275kg.
By Penni
Off The Pussy Wagon
The act of a man becoming gay or engaging in a homosexual relationship.

Akin to alcoholics' falling off the wagon as turning to drinking, falling 'off the pussy wagon' is turning to dick.

"What? I thought Mitch was dating Debra. Now he's with John?"

"Yeah, he's fallen off the pussy wagon"
By Alys
Knock A Buzzard Off A Shit Wagon
the ability to cause a stinch so profuse that the possibility of a buzzard being knocked off a shit wagon is actually thought of

His breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
By Cassy
Knock The Buzzard Off A Shit Wagon
a phrase used to describe a powerfully awful smell, or a lingering stench of profound funk.

Good God man, that fart could knock the buzzard off a shit wagon. I think I'm going into olfactory shock.
By Audie
Knock A Buzzard Off A Shit Wagon
something so rank it cannot be described

That kid's b.o. would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
By Ertha