Burnout "Business" major: Hey, wanna drink with me and my boys before
the big game on saturday?
Student that actually studies: What big game?
Burnout "Business" major: WHAT BIG GAME? You're a fucking
buckeye, how can you not know that we play Michigan this Saturday!?!? It's like the biggest event of the year!
Student that actually studies: Uhh...right. I'm a
Theatre major...there's more to Ohio State than football and booze.