Define Olsen Twins Meaning

twin girl "actresses" that appear to closely resemble cocaine junkies, troll dolls, and fantasy middle-earth midget creatures. started off their 'careers' as the baby hobbit "Michelle" on the popular 90's show Full House. also went on to make irritating kid songs, and mind numbing movies (usually playing different personality twins that reunite with one another) also acted in a few TV shows to display their tween image. all these products and novelty fame created their huge m/b-illionaire empire aimed at little girls and also tweens adding to it by then launching a clothing line. now the pair are heading off to NYU for college in hopes of bypassing all the superiors in entertainment and to learn how to make their own crappy movies all by themselves only to quadruple the $$$

fans include: little girls, perverted old men, a tween, teenage boys who can only jerk off, and Anna Rexia.

present day way to tell them apart:
Ashley is semi-rexic
Mary Kate is a skeleton / has the body of Mr. Burns on the Simpsons

One horribly talentless person, who somehow seperated into two objects while still remaining the weight of one person.

Replaced by Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff in terms of jailbait.

Recently turned 18 (June 13th 2004), the two will attend NYU where they will presumably be fucked retarded without legal repercussion.

olsen twins

The next million dollar porn company, because porn does not require acting skils, the ability to sing, or talent. Porn only requires good looks, (which, overrated or not- they have 'em) the ability to have sex, (oh, thats hard..lol) the desire to have the attention of the world on you (if it's been all good press before- maybe their looking to prove they can be bad girls now), jealousy in large groups, and a bankroll Donald Trump probably envies.

Two extremely anorexic, untalented hollywood (oh wait, they only made one movie that came out in theaters, which, by the way, sucked) showoffs...i don't know which is worse, Paris Hilton, or the Olsen twins. Their clothes suck as well...too ornate...who are they? What did they actually do (beside full house and a bunch of crappy movies)

they used to be kind of annoying, now they are just really annoying. they don't do ANYTHING good in the entertainment industry. nothing.. and they are on the cover of all these magizenes. wooo they were in full house. yeah that show ended like 7 years ago. now all they make is vhs tapes.. not even movies because THEY ARENT IN THEATERS BUT ADVERTISED ALL OVER NICKELODEON. they have gay ass barbie dolls and video games that no one plays except for the autistic girl down the street. ill give them this.. they are pretty. but goddd i dont understand, they can't act, they can't sing. oh woops u dont even need to be able to do shit just to make it big today. u just have to have ur mom try to get u on tv since u were an infant.

When one baby on Full House multiplies into two and then sprouts tits overnight.

The next who I predict will will release a sex tape

A couple of ugly bad haired trolls who i predict will come out with a sex tape in order to further their fame

The act of doing them both:
Marry Kate, but Ash-Lay

They are to my 15 year old son what Gilligans Maryann and Ellymae clampet were to me... The women who got us through puberty! Pure eye candy, but just like most candy these days, they leave a very sour taste in your mouth. Especially of you have had to sit through one of their bloody stupic and annoying movies with less scripting than most porn shoots. At least if they did porn, there would be something interesting to see!